If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

Emma Watson. She's undeniably cute, but you can't help but feel a little weird saying it. All those years of Hogwarts have left it's mark on your conscience. I think it's finally time for an amnesty. She's 21. It should totally be okay to fancy her.Try it

Japan. It's the land of the rising sun, tsunamis, nuclear power plant meltdowns, fallout and of course a culture that, well, is different than anywhere else on the planet, if you want to experience the surreal then this is the place to live. Cool.

Someone should make a zombie movie where this happens, I wouldn't watch it, but it would be cool. It would all start when an experiment crossing genetically engineered radioactive lampreys with the common cold goes horribly wrong

If you are not a fan of Spongebob then the title will have no relevance whatsoever to you and you can just enjoy the wonder of nature's beautiful creations (in bikinis). But always remember kids, Spongebob ROCKS!

They're your friends, girlfriends or strangers who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because secretly they love the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands & sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

Not sure whether these would sell too well or even if they'd past safety regulations, but they're pretty damn cool. Created to the precise blueprints of tiny hands and simple minds, each one is unique.

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

It's time to have a look at some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet over the last few days. Find something to bite down on quick, it's the Monday pic dump and this one feels like a bigg'un.

Another girl-filled gallery of incredibly cute, but off-puttingly weird women. Whether it's their bizarre cosplay behaviour, wide-ranging perculiar activity, or just outright WTFness, there's something odd about each and every one of them.