Bikini Party

Ain't no party like a bikini party. Whoever came up with this formula is a True American Hero. Girls, bikinis and water spraying everywhere. It's like one of Stewie Griffin's epic parties, but even better!

There are millions of cuties on the planet, all i am asking for this year is just one (or maybe two) of them to unwrap on my birthday, i've been a very good boy this year - Honest!? PLEASE GOD!!!

It's an intimate sneek-peek at the internets favourite girl next door pinup. It's been years since she took her top off on the Jerry Springer show - Still, i'm not gonna complain :)

It's probably the most important invention EVER and i bet most of you have never heard the name 'Pastie' before, or what it does? - Prepare to gaze in wonder at it's simple genius!

It's one thing to take pictures of cute girls. It's another to take pictures of cute girls who are taking pictures! I wonder if the girls taking the pictures of the cute girls taking pictures are cute......Confused yet?

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

It's strange, yet so beautiful....in a strange way - You get what i mean! A gallery of images that are undoubtedly beautiful and also so strange that some of them look almost alien.

The local gym, you know the place, it's where you go to get fit and tone up and stay healthy...WRONG! If there were more girls like these at my gym, I wouldn't find it quite so hard to make it there!

I bet you were all thinking i was talking about something else, you did, didn't you? Well, you were only half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight. Yep, twins. Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double perfection.