Muscle Woman

She's like Wonder Woman but with bigger calves! Actually, that's wrong: she's more like He-Man, but with worse taste in dogs and sandals. And bigger calves! Meet Anne Freitas, one of the world's muscliest woman. Ace.

A collection of pictures that were snapped at precisely the right moment to fill them to the brim with awesomeness. A moment sooner or a second later and they'd probably not been worthy.

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

I would find more images, but I couldn't be bothered. I can't even be bothered to write this caption. I'll put the TV on, pass the remote and make us a sammich would you? Oh and grab my slippers and the duvet, I might have a nap.

First of all why would anyone have taken these pictures and secondly why would anyone have posted them on their personal social media sites? Facebook might have 900 million users but going by this they're all retarded.

They chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say!

Imagine life as just one big ocean, filled with cuties. All you have to do is dip in your rod and before long you'll get a nibble. Now if only things were as easy as that there would be no more wars and total world peace. Nice thought.

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.

With all the photo manipulation going on in the media some people think they are creating an unrealistic image of unobtainable beauty that is harmful to your average celeb's self image.

Rick James never said a truer word when he sang 'Woodwork squeaks & out come the freaks' & wouldn't have been out of place amongst the characters who came to show off their home-made costumes in NYC this week. Epic.