Just Keira Knightley

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

For years they've been remorselessly killed and eaten by the humans, their cooked flesh drizzled with delicious sauces. Now is their turn for a little payback and their revenge will be bloody...

People are lined up to buy these awesome new Apple products! They all make a lot more sense to me than the Apple iPad!

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

She just gets stranger and stranger - If I had children I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want them going to one of her live shows. Not only would they get crushed but their eyes would be burnt forever as well. WTF!?!

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

If you look around you, really closely, you might be aware that some people are not as they seem, using the energy of the universe, the 'force' to their own needs. They are really easy to spot, they all look like complete nedrds.

So scientists have discovered the Higgs Boson particle at CERN and I don't even know what that is. I also don't care. I'd rather look at pics of Thor holding ice creams. If you're like me then this is the gallery for you. LOLZ > SCIENCE!

With the weather being so insanely hot we thought we'd try and cool you down with these babes eating popsicles. But thinking about it now it could well have the opposite effect and get you even hotter under the collar. Oh well, enjoy!

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection and wondering that eternal question. Nowadays though, they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.