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Nothing does it for me more than beautiful women with big bazookas and big guns! How she keeps from popping out of that top has physicists stumped.

You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.

Do you remember when you were a kid & used to play in the schoolyard & girls would do things... well, for girls only!? Now we have grown up and found them 'interesting' it seems that sometimes those rulez still apply.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire" - I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

They might rock your world when they appear on the covers of magazines, or strut down the catwalk, but what about when they warpaint comes off, eh? Would it be like owning a Ferrari that looks like a Ford Focus?

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it - PERFECTION!

In today's modern society NO photo is safe, these terrorists have gone too far, targetting innocent civilian photos. These are not just photobombers they are professionals, ruining innocent photo's at will.

Just when you think you have framed the perfect magic moment along comes a petulant photobomber to ruin it for you and make his/her/it's day at your expense. Treasure these very special moments!

Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!