Rub Some Bacon On It

Rhett and Link get musical as they release the music video for their hit new song. In it they extole the virtues of rubbing bacon on things. It might not fix them, but at least it will make them smell bacony and delicious.

According to the boys working on the latest iteration of the unreal engine, this is what the future of video games is shaping up to look like. This is great news for anyone with lots of money for new gaming hardware! *geekfap*

Now that Steve Jobs has joined that giant social network in the sky, there will finally room for other visionaries to develop some awesome inventions like this. It's so simple that even Mr. Jobs would be envious.

Bob Boonah is the dude who can really soccer-it to ya ! Aside from the dodgy accent and terrible yellow sweater, the Rembrandt reference is simply class and he’ll certainly change the way you think about (or eat) tapas – ROFL !!

This is why he was elected for a second term.. he makes us laugh. LOL

It must make a change for a postman to be greeted by a dog that isn't either looking to chew his ankle or gleefully tear his deliveries asunder. This pooch simply collects the mail and obediently delivers it to his master.

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

It sucks to be the guy at the bottom of the pyramid except for times like this. Hahahaha.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.