Musicless Musicvideo / Elvis Presley

What would the King of Rock and Roll sound like if you took away the chords that made him king? Mario Wienerroither is back with another Musicless Musicvideo, this time filtering out the music from Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes.”

This guy might have bionic knees, but I'm pretty sure that trick doesn't work on his head!

He's gonna feel that in the morning.. OUCH

This dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.

Cute little dog tries to roll over but is confused after he gets stuck half way.

Relationships would be a lot simpler if everybody was just honest with each other. They'd be a lot more brutal too, but at least everyone would know exactly where they stand and what's expected of them.

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!

It used to take guts to be Batman. Now Batman just has a gut. It's not quite the same. It looks like he has turned to a life of crime to feed his love of fast food - WTF?

In the murky waters a diver’s only light source is the beam of light coming from their torch, but as they explore the ocean they’re going to wish that they didn’t even have that. OMG!

Yoda comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.

What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.