Best News Bloopers February 2014

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

Just when you thought that you couldn't get any more confused about that weird webcam chick with the paranoia issues THIS happens! This might be the final piece of the jigsaw, or just another headache-inducing mystery!

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

Fetishes are getting weirder and weirder these days. This one is so weird that you could almost picture it appearing on daytime Japanese television in between shows about tentacles and oiled up schoolgirls.

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

Moving across a wall through town, we follow an odd, crazy story.. - COOL

If you set up a camera filming your face as you sat through these close calls, you’d probably find you’re pulling all kinds of strange expressions. it’s wince city all the way.

This is incredible. Andrew Walker has got a bit of a hop in his step doesn't he? And he enjoys sitting on peoples shoulders.