The Sounds of Women's Curling

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

The band has a strict "No Groupies" policy, but that's mainly because this guy is the only one interested in the job.

Symptoms include a sudden onset of xenophobia, casual racism, and general hatred for others who aren’t like you.

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends. If you think about it you are actually doing them a favour by not letting them operate heavy machinery or drive a car. RIGHT!

Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You've got cars. You don't need to catch the bus.

Crazy Driver Crashes Into Music Store - Does exactly what it says on the tin!

Conan O'Brien's insanely cheap propmaster, Bill Tull, shares a few of his creative money-saving tips for this year's holiday season. So if you've still got some gifts to get, then this should help you right out.

You really have to ask yourself here, 'How could something so easy go so wrong?' You should be lent back right, there should be no chance for any kind of face plant.

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

Looks like she might get some carpet burns after this bit of butt-shaking, but there's no denying she can shake it, as though it were speaking to us like a ventriloquist's dummy!

This dude tries to back his jeep around the corner of a dirt trail but loses balance and falls down the side of a mountain. FAIL!