Animals Take The Perfect Selfies

It's not just humans (well, the female of the human species) that can't resist a self-shot picture, animals have been crushing it for years in the selfie game. The disturbing thing is that they are pretty damn good at it.

You always know when something exciting is gonna happen when a chick has a look like this in her eye :)

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

I'm thinking this poor kid was NOT expecting that when he looked at his arm.. - OMG

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

This FedEx van driver has started his day in the worst way possible, but on the plus side he's certainly given these neighborhood dogs an entertaining show—and they've got front row seats too.

Some chick in the USA gets bitten by one before she has a chance to stomp it’s arachnoid ass – WTF!? Lock your doors, barricade the windows & forget the zombie invasion, there's a new kid on the block & it wants your blood!

This dude tosses a personal jetpack on his back and goes skiing across a lake at over 50mph.

You’ll be seeing lots of those over the coming week. What. Ever. But this is something different, it’s…interactive! Roll up, roll up for the frill of the hour, an interactive 2010 year in review!

You know there's a recession on when the guy driving the baggage truck at the airport needs to make his own beeping noise due to cutbacks. It's crazy! I mean, what, are they charging by the 'beep'?