Dancing at the Apple Store...Like a Boss!

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

It must make a change for a postman to be greeted by a dog that isn't either looking to chew his ankle or gleefully tear his deliveries asunder. This pooch simply collects the mail and obediently delivers it to his master.

Good old Bill, completely destroying science with his dumb arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

You have to be pretty quick on your feet to be a bull fighter and that lesson just cost this guy a broken arm.

If it's home-made it's gotta be good, right? Proof that you can never have too much home protection - This shotgun should be on every redneck's Christmas list this year.

We all know some people who have gotten a bit big for their social media britches. Well now you can take them down a peg or two with the F*ckyer hastag, a way for you to get back at those who clog up your feeds with crap.

This dude looks like he's just licked earwax off a bum's nutsack. If you were wondering why beatboxers usually cover their mouths here's, there are rules for this kinda thing & he's trashing them.

The Juba dance or 'hambone', is a style of dance that involves stomping as well as slapping and patting the arms, legs, chest, and cheeks - The redneck girls can't keep their hams, er, hands off this musical genius - WTF!?!

Guys throwing chairs, men punching women, and security guards tearing really tacky clothing. In any language, those things mean somebody found about the other baby daddy.