Chris P Bacon

This shot of sickening cuteness has me a little conflicted. I'm not sure if i want a bacon sandwich or a pet pig. Maybe I'll get both and when the pig gets a bit too big for his K'nex prosthetic I'll have me another sammich!

What would the King of Rock and Roll sound like if you took away the chords that made him king? Mario Wienerroither is back with another Musicless Musicvideo, this time filtering out the music from Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes.”

Slack lines are a lot of fun, whether you're doing backflips and mad tricks or just trying not to fall off and land on your face. It kinda makes you feel a little inadequate however when some showoff trains his dog to use one.

Prepare yourself for extreme EPIC! The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.

It's a corny thing to say but 'I guess that's what happens when you don't let the cat out of the bag' - Sometimes you just have to say to yourself 'WTF!?!' and just try and find no reason for some things!

Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.

Time for some major adorbz. Animal of the day! This dog should market its talents and become rich. However, dogs don't understand capitalism and market value, so that sucks for the promising pooch.

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

How this dude never passed out from this epic failage is beyond me - Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.

Adam Buxton brings us a kids counting song that not only teaches them basic numeracy but also the harsh realities of modern life. If you want your kids jaded and miserable, then play them this song!

More deadly than your mom & dad after you've thrown a party & trashed the house, the terror of the universe, but totally misunderstood! They're not a lot different than the average teenager. A pain in the ass!