Mega Egg

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

Dialogue is an easy way to tell how low budget a movie is. If it's passable, it's high budget. If it's terrible it's low budget. If it's so bad it's good? Who cares just pass the popcorn and laugh your ass off!

This girl could make a fortune if they were diamonds. WTF

This is like the "300" of cat fights. It has tons of action, fierce fighting, and you really have no idea what is going on most of the time.

You may’ve thought that Jurassic Park was beyond ridicule, but you were wrong, even CGI dinosaurs can get laughed at. Although Spielberg’s movie is no doubt awesome, it did involve some ridiculous plot holes and science.

Cute little kid picked up a word she heard Mom yell one day and now it's her favorite word. This is a clip of her using that word to tell Dad she doesn't want to eat any more dinner.

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.