Racist!

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions.

America is a funny place. The land of the home and the free. Well guess again land of the arrested and tased!

Some guy makes his girl a marriage proposal at a Rockets game... He will never forget this!

Quadrotors are fricken awesome. It's like one of Newton's laws or something. How could they be more awesome I hear you ask? Well, if they could balance stuff between their spinning blades and pass it to each other mid-air!

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

Back when these senior citizens used to watch pr0n, it was all on shot on film reel. Now the experience is much more immersive, for some of these, whose reactions go from shock to enjoying it way too much.

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

If you are the biggest douche in your town then get you stupid ass to this competition and you a battle to be the biggest douche in the land.