Music Television?

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

Is that a rocket in your pocket or... STOP, DROP AND ROLL!

A man is jogging through a wooded area when he sees a bear and immediately kicks it into high gear. I think I speak for all of us watching the video when I say "Next time use a GoPro!"

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

This poor guy didn't even know..-LOL

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

I don't think this cop understands that a hit and run doesn't require you to start running and try to apprehend the criminal. On the plus side, it's nice to see London has started deploying its fleet of T-2000s.

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

I definitely don't think he was expecting that.. LOL

Absolutely nothing goes right in this girl's attempt at a scare prank. Dude, think quick, she's already in the box. I think it's a perfect time to ship her to somewhere very remote.