Instant Frozen Coke

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

If the original Quake came out as a modern day FPS, what kind of gameplay could you expect? Well, this guy thinks he could hazard a guess & has crafted this video to both mock and lament the consolification of the FPS genre.

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

Oh cool, Jackie Chan plays American Football! Well, possibly not but this kid definitely has some crazy ninja skills. Leaping straight over a tackle isn't really an option for most mere mortals...

'Dig in ass, check. Taste, mm DELICIOUS!' I am going to defend this woman by suggesting that you give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she thought she was reaching into her back pocket for M&M's.

She won't touch Harry Ball or is it Harry's balls - Which one is it !?!

Irish TV host Gay Byrne asked Stephen Fry what he would say if he was confronted by God. And Fry doesn’t hold back in his reply, letting his feelings about the deity be made in the most explicit way possible.

Take it from seasoned super-villain Steven Berkoff, there's no point in toughing it out - it will kill you !

It’s got Lego, it’s got video game characters, it’s got slow-mo. It’s got exploding head shots. What more could anyone possibly want from a video, or for that matter, from life in general?

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.