Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem.

There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident - Sometimes you hit the building and sometimes the building hits YOU - Either way it's pain!

This dude is all smiles till the band slips off the bosu ball and smacks him in the face, wiping than smile right off there. That'll tech him to leave his computer screen and try and get in shape. FAIL!

To his credit, he did hit his target. And that's what he'll be whining for the rest of the day as his friends laugh at him for smacking himself in the face with the shotgun.

Ever wanted to see the feline equivalent of a mosh-pit? Well this is what it looks like. It's kinda cute but also kinda terrifying. I'm not sure if I want to go over and stroke them or run for the hills!

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

Not to everyone's taste, but it's undeniably epic. coming complete with one thousand slices of cheese, this cheeseburger requires spearation before it can be eaten. Only the first and last bits will have bread or meat. The rest is ALL CHEESE!

If ever there was a man who wheel spun in the face of physics it was Ken Block. Here he is in France with banks as steep as 51 degrees, giving the middle digit to death while driving at the limits of known physical laws.

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.

In the middle of their set the band get passed a note. One of the members of the audience wants to play bass. Being the good sports they are, The Hives say "Yes", but only if he puts on a matching vest. Awesome.