Cool Biker, Maybe!?

Shades? Check. Motorbike? Check. inability to control said motorbike? Big check! Even with shades and a bike it's hard to look cool when you've just catapulted yourself over the handlebars and taken a big hungry bite out of the asphault...

'Does exactly what it says on the tin!' - It's called bone breaking and it looks a lot like bones being broken - Basically, if you're able to pull your arm out of it's socket and twist it like a pretzel then you're halfway there.

Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells.

Double Whammy! Dad's a goner, and the rental rates increase if you return the jet ski to the company's Watery Grave location - Sometimes it's just not your day, so don't fight it :(

Sparing no punches & probably killing any chance of future film work he proved the perfect host & delivered some great put-down jokes at the expense of some of the celebrity elite.

Time for some well deserved payback of the furry kind! That's for all the people that you photobombed, Squirrel! Give our regards to your cousin Rocky while you're up there.

It doesn't sound like something that would happen often enough to make a supercut of, but even if you're an avid Mad Men fan, you may be surprised. Don says "what" almost as often as he gets drunk, smokes a cig and cheats on his missus.

When she says multi-tasking does she mean satisfying three women at once while playing MW2?

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

Yep this actually happened and it's every bit as epic and ridiculous as you imagined, it starts with a bang so big the guy filming it was knocked off his feet—and amazingly no one was seriously injured.