Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

It might seem weird to western eyes, but this sort of thing is perfectly normal in japan. I went there on holiday once, and if I had 1 yen for everytime i was turned into a dairy cow and milked by midgets...

Three of the best BMX riders in the world–Jaie Toohey, Cam White and Jed Mildon–take on some of the biggest BMX dirt jumps in the world. Which can only mean you’re going to enjoy the next few minutes of your life.

If you're looking for a hilarious way to ruin your wedding day, choreographing a dance routine to a Justin Bieber song is a pretty effective way to do it. It's hilarious at first but it's still Bieber...

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

The brilliant thing about UGC is that we shouldn't really laugh, but it is pretty damn funny, so we can't help it. Son comes out of the closet to his religious mom on the phone and it suddenly gets VERY surreal. Listen up.

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

Attempts a random stunt, apparently promoting Nikes. - COOL

Desert racing can always use a little more fan participation - This is one form of crowd activity i'm gonna definitely pass on - WTF!?!