Scumbag Cat

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

A night in jail and some marital problems seem to have shattered this woman's morning, so she decided to shatter a door. Thank god marriage isn't forever ...... *WAIT :(

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

Not all little blue pills are made equal - this one does so much more than simply not 'letting you down' !!

Hey, it's another movie compilation but this time it's not the films themselves but the trailers. What a total treat for us all, there's nothing like a movie montage to curl up with on a winter's night. That and a crack pipe.

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'

It was pretty close at the start but the little kid just seemed to be better conditioned for this race.

I love the internet, something weird & wonderful to see every day! This guy's butt has amazing catching skills! However, catching laptops with your butt has to take it's toll after a while.

Lets face it, there are way more than just eleven reasons why it's great being just us - We were going to make "11 Reasons it's Great Being a Girl" but we couldn't think of any.