How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

In what can only called one of the most bizarre cell phone ads we've seen in a while, LG just premiered their new two and a half minute promo that touts the OIS Optical Image Stabilization of the G2 phone.

You’ll be seeing lots of those over the coming week. What. Ever. But this is something different, it’s…interactive! Roll up, roll up for the frill of the hour, an interactive 2010 year in review!

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

Tired of that boring visualisation that shows while your music plays? Why not ditch the computer entirely, get yourself a propane tank and make some IRL visualisations? It doubles as a cigarette lighter too!

This dude rides behind his buddies quad right into the side of a tree.

Insane Clown Posse fans rejoice! Finally, a dating site that cares about the diverse needs and desires of today's modern Juggalo, so if you're a Juggalo and you're alone, then hook up with a freak just like you.

You can't tell that it's a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked cars. How do we know its a women? Well, females will do anything to get noticed!

Everything is a remix. You, me, this sentence. Everything. It's so profound my head's going to explode into a remix of my brains, face, and skull.