Rachmaninov Had Big Hands

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

From most other angles it just looks like the lumpy handiwork of the word's most drunken gardener but from the right angle it forms an incredible optical illusion that will blow your fragile little mind.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

I like the overly dramatic scaremongering music & voiceover this clip has, it gives it an edge that really isn't necessary considering the subject matter alone is enough to gross us out!

There's a fine line between something cool, and something that makes us LOL, plus the fact that as long as it's not happening to YOU it's ok. - She gets her backflip half right...by falling hard onto her back.

What the heck have they been feeding this feathered voice impressionist, whatever it is it seems to be working pretty damn amazingly - It's almost tempting to say that these baby sounds have been dubbed in.

Sounds lame, but this guy does it clear cups. Glass tumblers and yellow foam balls. You're literally seeing everything and still missing the trick. This man is obviously a witch and should be burned.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

One of the biggest conventions in London featured a whole bunch of awesome people dressed up in awesome gear. And these guys took along a FlyCam to catch all the amazing cosplayers & the dress-up action.

Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.