Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

These kids are boxing in a basement and one of them does a full spin punch that lands perfectly knocking his buddy out cold.

During a race in Spain, a car slides out of control during a curve and crashes into a mother and her daughter, flipping them into the air. Amazingly, no one was injured in the accident.

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

It's pretty damn hilarious to watch these three grubby old ladies watching a celebrity getting pounded 'Greek style' but it does kinda make you worry that your own grandparents might be just as filthy as these...

This is what happens when you have a hands transplanted with ninja hands. With the right hands and a little bit of training it’s even possible to scratch your butt faster than the human eye can detect.

What to do with your when you have thin walls and your very noisy amorous neighbours bump uglies? This valiant gent came up with a genius idea and set himself the task of flipping 5 quarters into a cup.

For those of you waiting on Rick and Morty season 3, there's news ahead that the wait will soon be over, and they'll be plenty of fan fav characters returning too.

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!

Chris Brown’s “Look At Me Now” gets illustrated, literally, in MS Paint. Just look at it as a way for you to learn the lyrics. And it renders the images SFW as well. People will think you’re looking a crudely drawn images of pussy cats.

Quite possibly the greatest and most useful video you will ever see. John McAfee, the software's inventor, talks you through this one, so don't bother emailing him ever again - Even though it's impossible to remove.