Jen Is A Party Pooper

If you're learning English as a second language, it can't be much fun. If the illogical spellings weren't bad enough there's expressions like this. FYI it doesn't really mean that Jennifer likes to poop parties. Though she might?

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

This is like air guitar or, more specifically, air chair-sex orgy!! How embarrassing?!

During the UCI Track Cycling World Championship, Julie Leth wipes out and takes four other cyclists with her, snapping American Shelley Evan's bike in half as she flips over her handlebars. FAIL Awesomeness!

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

Well, it's a little obvious that there's a baby in this bird's house.. - LOL

This chick nails her husband with a large pan in the back of the head after she dares him to chug a beer. It proves the old adage that you can drink yourself to death!

Hahaha it's pretty harsh for this to happen in front of the little kid but she has to learn the facts of life sooner of later.

This guy tries to show off on his go-cart after a couple drinks and hits the corner of a hill which sends him flying.

This is air walk is pretty cool move, but if she chews gum while doing it, the whole thing falls apart.