Skyrim Is Here

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

Some good advice about how to get drunk in the wild. These animals know what's up, they live in paradise and get drunk all the time. It's surprising just how similar we are to wild animals isn't it.

Blake Grigsby has invented a special contraption for getting kisses from the ladies. The hopeful guy went out in public with a contraption around his waist that hung a piece of mistle-toe perfectly above his head.

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

Every male can sympathize with this poor porker. He definitely went wah-wah-wah, all the way home.

As if there weren’t already enough videos of people showing off their acrobatic expertise, here’s another. These two guys are pretty awesome though and have included all their bloopers at the end.

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee, it's all part of the service!

This kid hangs from the rimm after a dunk and his buddy tosses a ball full court smacking him directly in the head and off the basket.

It can't only be me who's watched this an thought that it'd be a pretty awesome place to work. Sure you might get lewd suggestions from male colleagues, but on the flip side there would never be a dull moment...