Pathetic Goat Is Pathetic!!!

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

One Christmas pop hit is all you’ll ever need to make yourself financially secure for the rest of your days. But how to go about it? Don’t panic, because musician Brett Domino is on hand to reveal the industry secrets.

He lives under a bridge and if you wish to pass you'll have to beep loudly at him with you car's horn until he wheels himself out of the way. Some say he's weird, others say he's crazy. They're both right. He's also hilarious.

So this is what girls get up to when they hang out - They play with dolls until they work themselves into a complete loss of laughter & bladder control.

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

This is like the "300" of cat fights. It has tons of action, fierce fighting, and you really have no idea what is going on most of the time.

You know, not everything that's small is a disappointment. Sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what all those girls tell you, could even get you laid. Like nanotechnology for instance.

There’s…something on the wing! No, it’s not a gremlin this time, it’s just a 250 lb. guy jumping on it and trying to tip us over.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

It’s always the chipmunks who get all the chicks, surround by groupies who want to make out with them. But then that’s what happens when you’re a big rock star, doesn’t matter if your human or animal, chicks dig you.

Queen Elizabeth II visited the set of Game of Thrones recently when she was on a tour of Ireland, meeting members of the cast and crew but being a total stick in the mud when it came to sitting on the Iron Throne. Boooo.