First-Person POV Football Nutshot

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. . But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with the tasty deliciousness of processed grains, everyone wants a spoonful.

Talk about luck. This may be the luckiest goal ever. The two teams playing were Termeno and Dro and the winner moves officially to Eccellenza, the 6th category of Italian football

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes, carrying messages from the world’s populace, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere--36,500 metres up.

This guy really doesn't like trees. Thankfully he's found a way to express himself that hurts no-one and helps him work out his frustrations. He shoulder barges trees until they fall over. Must be related to Chuck Norris.

Running around the battlefield armed only with some chest paddles might sound lame but these guys make it look like the most fun you can have in a first person shooter. I know which class I'm going to be using from now on...

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

A news anchor calls the weather girl sleazy while on the air and she runs with it.

Rappers with good flow are ten-a-penny but to find one who's actually got something to say? That's rare. Enter Akala. You don't need to be fan of hip-hop or rap to enjoy this. This man has some serious skills!