My Love For Lexi FAIL!

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

This is Pardus the black leopard at Cheetah Experience and you'll coo as it plays with this woman, but note also how even when showing affection and playing it's actually honing its instinctual moves to kill.

It looks like they've followed HGTV's instructions for creating your own backyard waterin' hole.

While Joe was in Greece for 2 weeks his roommates took the time to cover his room and everything in it with post-it notes. -LOL

Take 22 Beatles songs and put them in a blender that looks like a human being, i.e. this guy — and the result is a little mashup medley to keep your toes-a-tapping and your head-a-bobbing.

George, take note: If only the Star Wars prequels were this enjoyable and this quick, then they might have been more bearable. In fact if you've never seen them, just watch this instead, it's much more entertaining.

Holy Darwin, what the hell is going on here? He's just letting you know there's nowhere you can hide. Your leg will be humped! Now lets see him get down again :)

Good to see professionals at work and doing a smart job. The next thing he reads will probably be an X-Ray. You, sir, should've napped on the job like the rest of us.

No matter what you think of Jessie J’s music, you can’t deny she’s got talent. And by talent I mean the ability to sing with her mouth closed, which is surely the greatest accomplishment she’s ever achieved?

It's just a baby sock, but when the right music is playing, just about anything will scare the crap out of you. It's how those weak-ass jump-scare movies manage to give you a fright despite being about as scary as a muesli.