Reporter screws up: "I'm stupid"

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

If youve never seen someone play Tetris at “Ludicous Speed” before, it truly is a sight to behold. Sure, his virginity is probably here to stay but you cant deny that the man has some serious talent with virtual blocks.

A guy takes his takes his friends up in his Slingsby Firefly T-67 and performs some midair tricks and films their reactions—some of them look like they're enjoying it, some of them look like they hate it.

Locked doors: Superman's other weakness. The Daily Planet is not going to reimburse his tuition if he keeps bolting from class like that.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

it sounds lame, but stay with it for a while! Looks like this flute beatboxing routine finally has some competition...let the deathmatch begin. AWESOME!

This strange man has somehow eaten the souls of Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy and Chris Tucker and now, by some form of mysterious energy, he can speak in their voices.

In one way, the test was actually a smashing success...the bus smashed right over the railing and almost hurt some bystanders.

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.