Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Until this point lie detectors have never been 100%. This one is never caught out and doesn't even require you to be liberally coated in electrodes. Great little comedy skit with a dark sense of humor.

How come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what are they doing with that…ew! Better use that handy new private IE8 browsing function :)

Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys or arctic explorers. No more, now the geek rules and they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.

Watch closely the creepy looking blonde-haired kid, and look where he points to - that's right, his flux capacitor. WTF? indeed?

This kid attempts to jump over a 1200lb bale of hay rolling towards him and fails. Some lessons are learnt the HARD way!

Well, I guess now we know the truth about at least that piggy. However, I'm still doubting the one going to the market, unless it was to be turned into bacon!

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

Behold, the astonishing beauty and joy of the moments when dogs first sniff each other's butts for the first time—and it's much more entertaining than seeing some actors pretend to snog for the first time to sell clothes.

This fluffy coat wearing pimp daddy is so goddamn stylish that he can ever drop the mic mid-flow and make that sh#t look gooood! Not many rappers could do that but Kane does it with Style.