Kid Backflips & Impales Nuts On Pole

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

In this funny short film by London-based filmmaker Thomas Ridgewell (aka TomSka), a secret agent attempts to infiltrate a notorious criminal's poker game, but there's just one problem...

Pavarotti didn't just eat all the pies – he ate all the biscuits as well !

Or we'd never get to watch attempted thieves make fools of themselves.. LOL

It's hard to believe that Pandas are going extict through a lack of sexiness when there's a stone cold stud like this guy about. I reckon he could impregnate a lady panda just by looking at her.

As the end of the world approaches, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!

I'm not a parent, but I know not to let my toddler just waddle around an area where people are flying around on zip-lines. Lucky for these people, this toddler is just fine.

When you can't handle a motorcycle, you get a scooter. If you still can't handle the scooter, better go back to your tricycle. This guy needs to walk!

Unlike Lauren Conrad, this cop has trouble stopping traffic. When a speeding car doesn't see him in front of a giant semi, he ends up their newest hood ornament.

Who knew that fat chump from that excruciatingly insipid Halifax advert was such a fat ass MC, blud. Just check him and his crew out in the new Halifax ad where they’ve taken a different musical direction.

So there I was outside the British seat of power, when I heard the roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?