Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

Weebl takes a satirical swipe at the recent TESCOs snaffu where supposedly beef products turned out to be made of delicious beefy horses instead. Combining satire with Weebl songs as the best idea I've heard all week.

This dumb kid runs through multiple lanes of busy traffic, jumps on top of a cop car, then outruns the cop.

Lists, roundups — nothing says Christmas and the end of the year than all that kind of dross that comes our way. But, this one’s actually worth watching, having a look back at all the goodness the web shared in 2012.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

With great ability comes great risk (and pain) - Team USA lost one of its male athletes today but gained a promising hairy female gymnast - You can't help but cross your legs when you watch this - OUCH!

Kids harassing you about getting a puppy? Then maybe you should give into them—why? Because this video is why. Dogs are so much better than humans, because they’ll give you unconditional love, no questions.

This dude takes his girlfriend to the Venetian in Las Vegas for a romantic gondola ride but steps in then flips over the edge of the boat.

Let this be a lesson to all you out there who think you can achieve anything...FAIL!

Gay, lesbian, straight, transgender, wolves, aliens — it doesn’t matter who your parents as long as they provide love and lots and lots of money. And this video shows just how crazy it is in some countries.

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?