Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

If this dude's were balls hanging on my neck for that long, I'd submit too.

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.

Pretty much everyone knows that bowling is mostly down to being lucky, at least people who lose all the time say that anyway—and you can't get a luckier shot than bowling between your legs to get a strike like this boss.

A kitsch, cartoon-esque rendering of a band of rebellious soldiers who are both misunderstood and haplessly effective at aiding those in need.

Some cats were simply born to troll. And this is one of them, bravo my hilarious feline friend. If you ever wanted proof that cats are seriously evil then here it is.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

'Dig in ass, check. Taste, mm DELICIOUS!' I am going to defend this woman by suggesting that you give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she thought she was reaching into her back pocket for M&M's.