Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

How do you make a reporter go insane? Easy, put her in a concert hall while they are doing a soundcheck, works every time! She simply can't get her head around the fact that it's SO LOUD!

Sometimes you just get so involved with the task at hand you forget the water obstacle - Funny how the bride and groom just walk on by until they realize the wedding pictures are in the water too. LMAO

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

A polar bear attacks a woman who was in the middle of a bathroom break. Someone should tell this polar bear that No means Noooooooooooooo!

The ice floes in Black Sea near Odessa, Ukraine make crazy noises as they rub up against each other. I mean, it's not gonna top Gangnam Style any time soon and it's not got a beat you can dance to but it's pretty weird.

So pretty much everyone and their dog loved The Dark Knight, but for some reason it's the most requested movie to be lampooned by the Honest Trailers guys. They do a pretty good job of pulling it apart too.

This whole town gets together once a year and welcomes the train with open uh.. pants. LOL

Inspired by the One Girl, 14 Genres video this guy decided to do his own take on it by singing in 14 different voices from Bruno Mars to Adam Levine and he's pretty freakin' spot on.