Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

Fist of the North Star is a manga classic, but that doesn't mean it can't be improved with a bit of hilarious re-dubbing. These guys have done a great job. I will never look at Kenshiro the same way again!

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

This kid is in a bad mood and takes out his aggression on a pillow and still manages to lose the fight.

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Who knew Harry Potter fans were so hot? Would’ve made it to some of those conventions if someone had said…..Now where’s my pink wand!?

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

Soccer, the beautiful game, played by gentlemen with good manners and fair play held in the highest esteem. Unless of course you live in Mexico in which case ignore ALL of the above and let anarchy reign on the pitch!

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.