Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

The Super Mario Bros theme is one of the most recognizable pieces of game music ever recorded. Here it is, played on wine glasses (water glasses) and a frying pan and it's nearly as good as the original.

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

This little boy came to the mic and said his mother offered to pay him $20 for asking who is a better kisser...David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston. In the end the kid made out with $100.

The Castlevania video game series is being adapted into an adult animation. The series will premiere this year on Netflix and is written by Warren Ellis, with director Adi Shankar and Adventure Times' Kevin Kolde also involved.

Now you can read the extended version. Yes, a whole new 200 pages for you to get to grips with, with many, many passages about having to shit in the woods with no toilet paper. Oh, the humanity!

Take it from seasoned super-villain Steven Berkoff, there's no point in toughing it out - it will kill you !

Incredible, it has 10,362 OLED panels which cover an aluminum sphere hanging 18 meters from the floor, has a resolution around 10 times greater than LED, with more than 10 million pixels. Imagine watching pr0n on it.

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.

There's no other reason you need to watch this video other than it has a ninja in it. That's right, a ninja. We've got this ninja to thank for saving the planet from those evil plastic bottles. A true hero.

Clearly, this supermarket likes to keep its beef very fresh.