Epic Wheel of Fortune FAIL!

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Dan Bull does his best to make the republican presidential debate even vaguely interesting. Not sure that he's managed it, but he's highlighted bigotry with a beat you can dance to which is pretty cool.

Before the Adidas Originals House Party, David and KG had a little one-on-one competition in the yard !

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

Nasty cop gives a chick suspecvt the beating of her life - it's not big and it's NOT clever - OMG!

This kid accidentally dunked himself through a basketball hoop during a Phoenix Suns halftime show. Looks like all that work preserving his girlish figure paid off!

Some things really do exactly what it says on the tin and this cutie is a fine example of stating the obvious!

The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon explains the meanings behind some of President Obama's many different facial expressions. Like his "Bitch, Please" or the lesser-known facial expressions like the "Heeeeyyyy."

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song.

Well, I guess technically they're not dancing to techno, they're in the throws of a violent upchuck reflex as their bodies try to expel errant hairballs, but still, it's better than my dancing...

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.