Egg Launch FAIL!

Kid tries to launch an egg using his skateboard but his face blocks the takeoff, it's almost the perfect literal example of getting egg on your face - LMAO!

Duct tape. It's EVEN MORE useful than you first thought. Not only can it be used to repai absolutely anything in just one or two strips, used for clothing and good for collecting lint, you can also open jars!

Don't you hate when people talk loudly on their phones in public? Greg Benson from Mediocre Films does, so he decided to have some fun with it and "crash" people's calls. That'll learn them.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

You might not expect it but this old Russian dude can throw down on the slalom cones. He's probably listening to some grimy drum and bass on his walkman too. Something that could turn Hari Krishna into a badboy.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay.

If you've never seen this chick before then you are about to be in for a very pleasant surprise - She is hawt-hawt-hawt!!!

Akala returns to Charlie Sloth's booth and spits some rhymes for his listeners. If you haven't heard Akala before, he's like a rapper but good. His lyrics tackle politics, race and history. You may even learn something!

Getting up for work is always a serious challenge, prepare to meet the master of rousing you from slumber! And you thought your alarm clock was annoying in the morning - Prepare to meet hell!!!

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people getting pwnd. The day just got a LOT better!

What are the chances of this happening? The fat bald guy is dangerously slamming the bottle of mentos-filled Diet Coke on the floor with careless abandon. And who should get a bottle rocket in the face? Cruel world. FACT.