LMAO: Cat Fails at Short Jump

A cat attempts a 4 foot jump off a table to a railing and comes up about 3 1/2 feet short.

Kid tries to launch an egg using his skateboard but his face blocks the takeoff, it's almost the perfect literal example of getting egg on your face - LMAO!

This feline has taken to the sea like a fish to water, more evidence of their world domination plans. This little guy seems happy as a pig in poop, paddling around while his owners catch him some dinner.

It doesn’t get better than four Finnish guys crammed into a rusty hunk of a car covering Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” on a series of brass instruments. Total crazy coolness.

All it takes is a frighteningly low pass from a spitfire pilot and this reporter goes to full scale brown alert. You can't tell because of the camera angle but it splurges out of his trouser legs and gets roughly knee high.

A bit of cold weather isnt going to stop these babes from a bit of outdoor fun. I bet their nipples are like bullets made of diamonds.

This was one of the best sketch shows ever, like this sketch about a man (Brian from Spaced) getting a little bit touchy when he thinks his friends are making some kind of reference to him not being married.

In Dubai street racing's a national past time & the action takes place at the International Marine Club. This is where Lucas Ordonez heads to, taking Nissan's badass Juke-R to try & pwn some of the most famous supercars.

Thank the ninja gods that Jackie has spoken out against a crime against humanity: Little kids doing karate in movies. He kicks the crap out of those little bastards. Go Jackie!

Be warned, even if you're not afraid of heights you'll probably have an anxiety attack after watching these people dangle precariously off the edge of very high places like complete insaniac monsters.

In most countries legal road racing is a thing of the past. Not on the Isle of Man. Over there it's a national institution. Here's a montage of racing highlights and some impressive but non-fatal bails.