Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

We all get frustrated playing video games, especially when the game lags and it forces you to start screaming like a spoilt brat. But, Anthony Carboni points out that it isn’t the game or the controller’s fault, it’s your brains.

The Rev. Phil Snider told the council during the August hearing that “this step of gay rights is but a steppingstone toward the immorality & lawlessness that will be characteristic of the last days.” But then, what’s this?

If only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.

Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further. Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else.

Only the brave should prepare themselves to watch what is, one of the most horrific scenes never seen in a movie in the world ever. If you do have the balls to watch this, make sure you have a cushion handy to hide behind.

If you liked the plane hijacking scene from Goldeneye you'll love this. Who needs a James Bond game when you've got Battlefield 3 - shoot a chopper pilot, base jump to the cockpit and bathe in the glory of your awesomeness!

If you thought wakeboarding was just for open water, you'd be wrong. These crazy dudes are doing it in rivers with sheer rock banks. Probably not advisable unless you're a wakeboard ninja or don't mind losing skin.

Let this be a lesson to all the camera men out there that decide to film the ground right after your buddy wipes out. This guy should be half way to the hospital but he still manages to get a clip of the aftermath.

He might not be the most attractive guy in the world but he does have talent. If you count chugging a pint in one second flat a talent that is. Still, he could definitely benefit from a swift wardrobe change...