Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit!

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get that 'special' shot. Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants video proof that he crapped his pants - OMG!

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

It's a case of "LIGHTS OUT!" for this unlucky dude. This dude is trying to hang a light fixture when it suddenly slips out of his hand and nails his buddy in the nose knocking him out.

Hecklers are usually just tedious mumbling drunkards who ruin the enjoyment of a decent comedian. This heckler on the other hand manages to score a home run and get the whole room laughing. How will the comedian deal with it?

Yes, that mischevious mutt is back to his old tricks again, completely ingnoring the exasperated cries of his master and doing whatever the hell he feels like, which in this case is interrupting a fishing show.

'Dig in ass, check. Taste, mm DELICIOUS!' I am going to defend this woman by suggesting that you give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she thought she was reaching into her back pocket for M&M's.

Impressionist Mikey Bolts covers Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' hit song "Uptown Funk" in the voices of popular cartoon characters from Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, and more.

You might think that insults will just rolloff them like water off a duck's back, but some of them hurt. They cut deep. Except the ones about Bieber, he has no soul and as such he can't feel human emotions.

No we're not establishing a democratic government but talking about the latest Spike Lee film !