Only The DEAD!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

It takes a certain amount of gamer skill and natural talent to pull off a stunt like this - I reckon these 2 soccer star wannabes have totally nailed it!

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

I'm not sure if this is an impressive stunt or a cruel prank, like putting someone upside-down in a bin with their hands by their sides. It's funny either way...

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

Such strong looks. I can't decide which is more dashing and studly, the magic marker beard with blusher or the blackface and lip gloss. Both of these guys are true stylistic visionaries. Bravo to them both.