Guys Can't Make It Up Down Escalator

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

I don't understand why the weatherman didn't tell the people of Mexico there was such a good chance of golden showers and skeet in their area. i would have loved to have seen what the weather turned out to be - LMAO!

In a fight, never underestimate your opponent. You never know what they might have up their sleeve, or down her trousers - This chick is dangerous - she's cute & deadly!

If you look too closely at this girl's yearbook photo, it's not just her face smiling back at you...

This is Lithuanian Žydrūnas Savickas who lifts, albeit momentarily, over 523kg of weight. Okay, it might not be above his head, but still, you wouldn't want to have a quarrel with the guy.

A skydiver jumps out of a plane and hits another jumper knocking him unconscious. Scary stuff, but fortunately his quick-thinking buddies pull his parachute while he's in free-fall.

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

Kids harassing you about getting a puppy? Then maybe you should give into them—why? Because this video is why. Dogs are so much better than humans, because they’ll give you unconditional love, no questions.

Takes about a minute for the video to get going, but definitely worth the wait. One of the coolest dog videos I have ever seen. This would make dirt-biking waay more fun to do.

We all know Ken Block's got balls that could sink battleships and now we get to see his daredevil Gymkhana 3.2 from various camera angles. But it doesn't matter what angle you look at it, badass will always look badass.

A group of paramedics rush to assist and injured player off the field but end up dropping him on his head.