Fat Kid Jumping FAIL!

Sometimes it's best to know your limits. A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

This is why Parkour should only be done by trained professionals, not a couple of 7th graders at their school on the weekend. - OUCH

It's like Pingu come to life, it just needs to make infantile noises like a small child and his journey as toy penguin would be complete .....*But wait. It does. It's a classic ending when he gets tickled, what a weird noise!

After having bought himself a Hauppauge accessory and becoming dissatisfied with his purchase this gent decides to go away and create what is possibly the greatest product review ever made. He succeeds.

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

It's the ultimate game of dodge ball, like Helm's Deep from LOTR but instead of having weapons you have balls. The best bit about it is you can't fail to hit someone, because there's that many people.

Quick, someone call Michael Ironside and maybe miniaturize Dina Meyer and Denise Richards for a communal shower scene. This weird little creepy crawler looks like something from Starship Troopers.

When Eddie finally bites the dust and his undead bones are laid to rest this is what the angels will be playing as he approaches the pearly gates. Assuming that is, that heaven is where he's destined...

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.

A Russian infomercial host pulls the ol' switcheroo. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave, right now, and selling a blade sharpener that actually works!