Old Man Drops In And Smashes His Head

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

You may not have heard of him but he's mates with Ricky Gervais and he's got a head like a f#cking orange. If you've been listening to Ricky, Steven and Karl's podcasts or watching An Idiot Abroad, you'll probably enjoy this.

These things are usually pretty boring but this one is both amusing AND educational. It has left me a little unsatisfied though. I still don't know exactly what a Guadalajaran knuckle tuck is. Anyone?

I would think it would be a lot easier to just ride one handed but regardless I am impressed.

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

I would think it would be a lot easier to just ride one handed but regardless I am impressed.

Everything is a remix. You, me, this sentence. Everything. It's so profound my head's going to explode into a remix of my brains, face, and skull.

Women have certain rules about their downstairs department, specifically; entry requirements. These differ from woman to woman and come with seemingly no explaination. Not that the 'No bouncers' rule needs one...

Heard about that new Mel Gibson movie where he projects his demons through a beaver puppet? It looks terrible and weird, and here's the inevitable recut of the trailer with his crazed rantings that we all knew was coming.

We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal. Or on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.