Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Teasing dogs is a lot easier than teasing cats. For one thing, dogs are a lot more gullable and for another, they don't hold a grudge. If he had tricked this cat there's no way it wouldn't have sought retribution...

Wow if this chick rocked up in my office and tried to make me act sexy i dont think i would be getting much work done.

This is pure pool trick shot pr0n that seem to take a giant shit on the laws of physics—and the guy's so damn good that you'll barely notice that beautiful lady sat on the table.

Be warned, even if you're not afraid of heights you'll probably have an anxiety attack after watching these people dangle precariously off the edge of very high places like complete insaniac monsters.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

It might look like some sort of bizarre, dangerous military drill but it's actually just a soldier's birthday party and this is how they play pass-the-parcel in the Chinese army. They take it dead serious.

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

It looks like the most awesome mechanical money box I've ever seen but it could be a real cat. Who knows? All I know is that I want one with every fiber of my being. Seriously. If I find out they're not for sale I might die.

This Russian woman absolutely destroys a liquor aisle in San Francisco. Look, lady. It's the law. When you're buying booze, they get to ask you what your age is, OK?