Hawt Chick Karate FAIL!

Something tells me this girl has been watching too much Karate Kid and not putting in the practice - This chick fails bad when she tries to show off a kick she recently learned in her martial arts class - Still cute thou!

So you've already seen the single largest firework on gods green earth, now it's time to check on the noisiest and brightest fireworks display ever. No idea how much this cost but turning night into day isn't cheap...

Typical overachiever. Sure, it's impressive, but wouldn't you rather he could do something a little less nerdy and a little more useful, like help get hot women to a lame ass college party? I bet he does...

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

This is without doubt the coolest burrito in the entire universe, because it was made in space, and as we all know space is awesome. The only way it could be any cooler is if this dude was riding a unicorn.

When one door opens another door closes, or maybe something else? This car door opens so fast it almost looks intentional. I wonder if we got an angry ex-girlfriend inside that car. Maximum pAIN.

Prepare to witness the bitrh of a new meme! This is the most amusing advert for a bed invading taxidermists that you will see today. Guaranteed. Speak to Chuck Testa. He knows what's up.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!