Idiot Burglar Cant Break Down Door

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

Finally you can pretend you’re Luke in the Millennium Falcon gun turrets taking down the enemy TIE fighters, turning wherever you are into a lazer-strewn, starship battle-ground.

Jelani Eddington plays the Main Title from the Star Wars Symphonic Suite at the 5/80 Sanfilippo Wurlitzer theatre pipe organ in Barrington, Illinois—and it's possibly the best thing you'll see in the next two minutes.

This baby's going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It'll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh 'fish'. Then he's going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.

Of course, it's not really Spider-Man because he hates wind tunnels, but this guy has got some incredible skills when it comes to flying through the air like a superhero and looking totally badass.

It doesn't look all THAT low until you see the whites of the eyes of the onlookers and they stop waving, look panicked and scatter in all directions. From the outside view it looks like he might have trimmed the lawn...

In case you needed any more reasons to love Benedict Cumberbatch, here he is doing his Jar Jar Binks and Gollum impressions, which are so awesome he even makes Jar Jar likeable, which is quite a feat.

This guy was doing really good up until the part he knocked himself out cold.

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!